Ever feel like your tech career has hit the digital equivalent of a brick wall?

If you're tired of career advice that sounds like it was generated by a broken algorithm, this talk is for you. We'll swap the buzzwords for real words, the clichés for genuine insights, and the hollow promises for practical steps you can actually apply before your next 50cl of beer.

So, if you're as stuck as a cursor in a loading screen, let's reboot your career aspirations together. There will be no 'synergising' or 'paradigm-shifting' here—just straight talk, a sprinkle of humour, and a shared understanding that we're all in this glitchy game together.

Bring your career conundrums, your techy tales of woe, and let's get your professional path back in the fast lane!