Brian “geeknik” Carpenter is a former Oklahoma lawman turned glitch-wired philosopher, vulnerability researcher, and AI alignment saboteur. Creator of Gödel’s Therapy Room—a dataset that slices open model reasoning and leaves it bleeding contradictions—he has disclosed >100 CVE in software such as Firefox, OpenSSL, Perl & PHP, contributed to ProjectDiscovery, and designed chaos engines like Glitch Gremlin AI.

He doesn’t build models to pass tests. He builds tests that break models. His datasets aren’t benchmarks—they’re psych evals for machines pretending to be minds.

When he’s not injecting entropy into AI cognition, he lives off-grid in Oklahoma, grows ghost peppers, and writes metaphysical exploits disguised as JSON.