I asked Twitter to write my bio:

@MrSacs - J Channon - he's alright but he smells a bit. Couch for sale.

@joe_stead - MVP, Architect, Twitter Complainer, GitHub enthusiast.

@ntcoding - Johnny Chanson. A World Class village idiot with deep expertise in circumventing the best features of type safe programming languages. In addition he is literally a canon https://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=Channon

@danbarua - Possesses all five fingers on each hand, leading one to suspect he's not really from round 'ere. "He's not so bad when you get to know him.

@chrissie1 - Said noone ever

@morcs - Oursourcer of bios

@luisrudge - Knows his shit

@jchannon - Got into OSS, got child named after him, isn't that right @khellang ?!