Former Presidential Candidate Jordan "Cancer" Scott has successfully done stand-up comedy emphasized on cyber security. He is working on his PhD, has a M.S. in Computer Engineering and was an Infantry Officer in the Army years ago. He earned his CISSP after a month of self-study because cyber folks frustratingly kept telling him no when he requested system changes. He was the "Defensive Winner" for the Project Ares ‘Game of Titans’ Cyber Challenge, which competed live in an eSports Arena in Vegas. There's definitely something wrong with his brain, but he seems to be fun and good at this stuff so here we go.