Scrum, Kanban, TDD, retrospectives, velocity, metrics, Code Reviews. Do you find yourself sitting in sessions at conferences like this listening to speakers sharing good explanations for software practices, but you don't think the practices they recommend are going to work for your team? You're not alone. In this session I will explain what is wrong with everything. Why the solid advice from your last session may be bad advice for your team, and most importantly how to identify why the advice may not apply to you. I will cover the impacts that different deployment models, team structures, cultures, customers, and other variables have upon the practices that work best for you. Come learn how to focus on developing software efficiently and avoiding development dogma.