Calling all software wizards and governance enthusiasts! Get ready to witness a mind-bending journey into the mystical realm where software engineers become governance superheroes. Yes, my friends, we're about to embark on an adventure filled with tech wonders and human-to-human conundrums that will make your brain tingle with excitement!

Picture this: you ask a software engineer to build a governance team, and like magic, "governance engineering" happens. But here's the kicker—governance, my friends, is the ultimate human-to-human puzzle. It's like trying to teach a cat to tap dance or explaining quantum physics to a squirrel. It's tricky business, I tell ya!

Now, hold on to your coding hats, because we're about to uncover a truth that will blow your mind. While everyone is raving about automating governance for software delivery, there's one teeny-tiny detail they've missed. DevOps, bless its tech-savvy soul, is all about tech folks working with other tech folks to solve tech-specific challenges. But governance engineering? Oh, that's a whole different ball game!

Enter the epic world of governance engineering, where tech folks team up with non-tech folks to tackle the most fundamental human problems. It's like assembling the Avengers of problem-solving, but instead of fighting alien invaders, we're conquering the complexities of governance together. Bits and bytes alone won't cut it—it's time for a new concept of operations!

In this awe-inspiring talk, we're going to unveil the secrets of building your very own Governance Engineering practice. Prepare to travel back in time as we explore the rich history of this noble pursuit. We'll dive deep into the fundamentals of Governance Engineering, like uncovering hidden treasures in an ancient tomb (minus the booby traps, of course).

But wait, that's not all! We won't just leave you standing there, itching to get started. Oh no! We'll equip you with the tools and knowledge to kickstart your Governance Engineering adventure right away. It's like having a GPS that leads you straight to the treasure trove of governance mastery.

So mark your calendars, sync your smartwatches, and get ready for a session that will make you exclaim, "I must attend this session!" Prepare to laugh, learn, and witness the birth of a new era where tech and humanity collide in the pursuit of governance greatness. See you there, my fearless governance warriors!