Most technical talks teach you how to write clean, scalable, maintainable code. This one does not. Here you will learn how to write code that confuses, deceives, and breaks things in unexpected ways... on purpose. And on top of that, in JavaScript.

Discover how to:
• Hide bugs so well that even you cannot find them
• Create features that break just by looking at them
• Design programs that only work on your local machine
• Develop functions that return anxiety
• Implement code structures that are illegal in 42 countries

Because if nothing and no one understands your code... they cannot fire you. This is the talk you did not know you needed. Join me, and together we will write code so twisted it would make a goat throw up. 🐐🤮

From my list of more than 50 different talks I've given over the years this is my favorite one. It mixes comedy and programming, because let's be honest, JavaScript is quite comical.

This is a fun and sarcastic talk where I give specific tips and examples on how to create bad Software. It's a satire, so during all the talk I'm serious as I truly believed in creating obnoxious terrible code. It's an easy-going talk where I mix comedy and programming to teach some valuable lessons by showing you what not to do.

And the most comical thing about this? I even wrote a book about it in Spanish and I even convinced a publishing house to publish it. Hahahaha! https://www.softwarecafrers.com/`