After the huge success of the previous edition of Unsustainable Code and amidst talks with producers to create a movie about it, I'm back! In this talk you'll "learn" advanced techniques to dissuade your teammates to ever be happy again like:

- Applying over-engineering
- How to introduce long-lasting bugs
- Breaking production in subtle ways

We are truly taking JavaScript to it's maximum potential by showcasing the horrors of this language and how you can channel your inner villain to create code that will make a crocodile cry 🐊😢

This is a fun, comedic and easy going talk where I use humour to teach you what not to do in a relatable way. It's based on the previous edition of this talk which was given in Codemotion Madrid 2023, Codemotion Milan 2023 and JSDay Canarias 2022 and was quite well received it. There's even a book on the way even that's going to be published this year, no kidding.