Scaling GitHub Copilot isn’t about pressing a big red button and hoping for the best—it’s a high-stakes journey that requires strategy, teamwork, and a bit of humor to succeed. Inspired by Spaceballs and other sci-fi classics, this talk provides a tongue-in-cheek yet practical roadmap with insights from real-world customers for rolling out Copilot at scale. From piloting small teams to navigating developer resistance and setting up the right guardrails, learn how to turn your GitHub Copilot rollout into a blockbuster success.