In recent years, microservices architecture has gained significant traction, promising scalability, flexibility, and agility in software development. However, beneath the shiny veneer lies a dark side that often goes unnoticed or unspoken. This provocative talk delves deep into the shadows cast by microservices, exploring the myriad ways in which they can wreak havoc on development teams, infrastructure, and ultimately, the success of projects. Brace yourself for a candid examination that challenges conventional wisdom and prompts critical reflection aimed to understand when microservices are the appropriate tool for the job and when not.