Inspired by the "computer" in Star Trek, in this talk we are going to create a natural language diagnostic agent that can answer questions about your computer, from asking the number of cores and amount of memory installed to running a "Level 1 Diagnostic Procedure". This AI agent will be built using Python, Agent Development Kit (ADK), Gemini and OSQuery. OSQuery is an open source tool originally developed by Facebook to expose operating system information using the SQL language. As LLMs are really good at writing SQL, we are going to explore how this tool in the "hands on keyboard" of an AI agent can enable advanced diagnostics using natural language, effectively mimicking the USS Enterprise engineering experience.