A security professional will take you on a brief but enlightening journey on exactly what you need to do, today, to start safely vibe coding.

This is not a real talk. This is a troll talk. This talk has an introduction, followed by 2 slides.

The first says:
"What should I do to start vibe coding?"
The second says:
"Don't."

I will not elaborate. I will answer no questions. I will then leave the stage.

Please understand this if, for some god-forsaken reason, you actually want me to do this.