Enough books have been written, articles have been published and Youtube videos have been posted about how you should be behaving as a software developer, Scrum Master or team lead. To be original in this unoriginal world, I started thinking about the things you should NOT be doing. I came up with 30 tools, practices and principles covering topics like dealing with complexity, productivity, architecture, testability, traceability, maintainability, transparency and predictability that I believe hamper you as a professional. That sounds like a lot, but I promise you a fun and entertaining session that I'm sure will trigger a lot of recognition.