Have you ever inherited a codebase that looks like a group of five-year-olds wrote it? Do you find yourself adding more and more code without any plan, until the whole thing collapses like a game of Jenga? Have you ever considered involving your CEO's grandma in your software development process? If so, this talk is for you!

Join Dennis as we explore the weird and wonderful world of enterprise architecture. We'll start by defining it in terms that even your grandma can understand (but probably won't). Then, we'll explain why it's vital to ensure all the rooms in your software "house" are appropriately connected, and why unicorns are an essential part of the process.

But wait, there's more! We'll also share some practical tips for doing enterprise architecture right, like involving all the stakeholders (even the ones who don't know what an API is) and why you should always have a plan before adding new code.

So come for the unicorns, stay for the Jenga, and leave with a newfound appreciation for the magical world of enterprise architecture. Your code (and your grandma) will thank you.