Are you drowning in remediation script debt? Imperative scripts are brittle, complicated to test, and prone to "false green" successes. Stop writing code and *hoping* it works and start enforcing state, *knowing* it works. This session introduces a production-ready Execution Template for DSC v3--the modern, agentless command-line runtime. We will live-code a break/fix demo to prove how this model prevents drift, standardizes logging, and handles reboots safely inside Intune or ConfigMgr. You will leave with a GitHub starter kit to turn flaky scripts into self-healing baselines.