Have you ever looked at code you wrote six months ago and thought, “What was I thinking?” Maybe it felt like you were reading a foreign language, or worse—an alien language! Fear not, you're not alone. In this session, I’ll teach you how to avoid writing code for that you will need a decoder ring to understand. Learn the secrets of clean code, from naming things sensibly (goodbye, "temp1"!) to keeping functions small and sweet. With hands-on examples and real-world tips, you’ll leave this talk knowing how to write code that's not only easy to understand but also easier to maintain. Let’s stop writing code that makes us facepalm later!