I wrote my first line of code in 1889… wait, was it 1988? Not that it makes much difference; either way, it was last century. Over the years, I’ve mastered the fine art of writing code that resembles Florida: a swamp teeming with bugs and alligators. Join me in exploring my most glorious blunders so you can perfect them and scale them up using ChatGPT and CoPilot. Of course, you could always do the opposite of what I did, but where’s the fun in that?

A humorous take on 30 years of painful mistakes, and what others could learn from that.