Ever had an engineer go rogue? Disappear down a rabbit hole of technical debt? Insist on using a "homebrew" solution to a critical problem? If so, you might be leading a party of Tabaxi! This lighthearted talk explores the unexpected lessons a Dungeon Master learned about managing engineers, from embracing their individual strengths (and eccentricities), to navigate interpersonal conflicts (like who gets the magical sword of code ownership!), and fostering a sense of shared purpose (and loot!). Come discover how a DM's toolkit can help you wrangle your team and achieve epic projects!