We all use keyboards every day in our interactions with computers. We type 1000 to 5000 words of code alone per day. And then all the emails and messages that come with it. It amounts to millions of words per year. We all use our keyboard so often, but never really think about it. Why is a keyboard the way it is? And are there things you can improve? Maybe even make it specific to you? And how? In this presentation I will discuss ergonomics and layout, among other things, and dive deeper than you might have thought was possible. I will also include a number of examples, making it a very interactive session.