You haven't mastered the basics of Kubernetes until you have a grasp on its security concerns. Join our merry band of adventurers as we journey to the Duchy of D'voups in search of knowledge, glory, and the Weregoose who stole the Holy Certificate. We will need to find ways to buff our party's defenses, guard our camp, and watch each other's backs, all while making sure the Weregoose doesn't learn our secrets. Whether you're a paladin, a rogue, or a sorcerer, there's a way you can help keep your cluster secure.

This is a light-hearted talk covering the fundamentals of Kubernetes security, while the panel plays a tabletop role-playing game. You will learn about role-based access control, transport layer security, controlling privileges, and more. Roll for initiative: your cluster is under attack.