Tired of polished keynotes where everyone agrees with each other? So are we. That’s why we’re unleashing two fresh(ish) Microsoft MVPs onto the same stage—with nothing but their unfiltered hot takes, questionable metaphors, and possibly too many coffee refills.

Expect:

Opinions so strong they might need a sensitivity label.

Analogies that connect Microsoft licensing to IKEA furniture.

Real-world war stories where Teams meetings went sideways, SharePoint governance became a soap opera, and Copilot tried to “help” but only made things weirder.

At least one joke about certifications, probably several about acronyms, and definitely a few about each other.

If you like your tech insights with a side of sarcasm, storytelling, and the occasional “did they really just say that?” moment—this is your session.

Warning: May contain opinions not approved by Microsoft marketing.