A simple hat, made out of polyester and elastic, stuffed with cotton. It doesn't seem like much, but the hat represents more than mere fabric; it signifies community. A small, insignificant token that grew out of a bunch of idiots trying to eat some hot dogs. Like the promise of fusion, we're told that PHP will be dead soon. It's not true, PHP will survive because other languages do not have a community that bands together to go out of their way to eat hot dogs.