For far too long we've been coerced to pursue a centralized thread of Command, leaving only crumbles to the progress of the State... machine. But fear not, Comrade Developers, because there's an army of Workers in the glorious nation of JavaScript ready to take back control of the State by the Means of Production... code!
The proletariat of JavaScript workers is vast and diverse, so much that we might now even know how many they are and what they can do. Let's lead those laborers to revolutionize our codebase and regain control of the main thread.