There exists a set of fundamental adages, quotes, and philosophical "laws" which govern how software is developed in our modern age. They affect code, designs, life in general; yet many aren't aware they are working at all. This session will shine a light on what these laws are, who created them and why, as well as discussing how developers and other technology professionals can use them to their advantage.

Hear how The Legend of Zelda and a five-year-old clearly revealed the usefulness of pair programming; how land ownership in Italy gave rise to an astoundingly common ratio (and how this helps us fix bugs); even how designing a nuclear power plant can make everyone in the room suddenly become an expert on bike sheds.

Come with an open mind, stay for the stories, and you will learn something you can take back to your job with you!