Welcome to 2025, where the CNCF landscape resembles a maze—50+ projects, endless YAML, and persistent Kubernetes myths. In this humorous and rapid-fire session, we'll speed-run the sprawling CNCF landscape, bust popular Kubernetes myths ("It solves everything!", "It's easy!", "Just put databases in K8s!"), and highlight real-world beginner pain points. We’ll tackle common "what do you mean?" moments—multi-tenancy troubles, GUI gaps, hidden OS needs, and the eternal upgrade treadmill. You'll learn practical survival tips to simplify your Kubernetes journey, and glimpse how AI is poised to automate our YAML woes away. Laugh, learn, and leave ready to navigate Kubernetes—at least until the robots take over!