DBCC CHECKDB is an essential tool for ensuring the health and integrity of SQL Server databases.

If you're a database administrator, you've probably experienced the agony of waiting for DBCC CHECKDB to complete. It's a never-ending story that can leave you feeling stuck in a slow-motion time warp. But don't despair, my fellow database adventurers! In this session, we'll dive into the depths of DBCC CHECKDB and unravel the mystery of why it takes forever. Along the way, we'll share some quirky tips and tricks to help you speed up your checks and get back to enjoying your life.

Grab your coffee and buckle up for a wild ride through the world of DBCC CHECKDB - the never-ending story that just got a whole lot more fun!"

Prerequisites:
Attendees should have a basic understanding of SQL Server and database administration concepts. Familiarity with DBCC CHECKDB and its purpose is recommended, but not required. Basic knowledge of database snapshots is also helpful.

Goals:
1 Understand the common causes of slow DBCC CHECKDB performance and how to identify them in your own environment.
2 Learn practical techniques for optimizing DBCC CHECKDB performance
3 Gain confidence in running DBCC CHECKDB more efficiently, allowing attendees to ensure the health and integrity of their databases with greater speed and ease.