When traditional redirectors like Edgio disappeared, red teamers needed a quick, reliable, and stealthy alternative for their C2 infrastructure. This talk presents a fast, cost-effective, and secure method using Cloudflare Workers to build redirectors in minutes. We'll cover how to hide your team server, stay OPSEC safe, and deploy infrastructure quickly, without spinning up VPS or relying on fragile domain fronting. Real-world examples and scripts will be shared, so you can walk away ready to deploy your own C2 redirector today.