Self-hosted serverless? Really? You have got to be kidding me! Serverless is more about the deployment model and scalability than about being truly "serverless." You don't have to use a cloud provider to start leveraging the deployment model or the scalability of serverless. Several open-source frameworks allow you to self-host your serverless platform. We will discuss the use cases for self-hosting, why you would want to do it, and the infrastructure requirements. Finally, we will wrap up with a brief introduction and demo of OpenWhisk, OpenFaaS, and KEDA.