In a rapidly evolving cloud native landscape, staying ahead of the curve is crucial for businesses aiming to navigate and succeed in the digital realm. Join us as we tap into the potential of Applied Category Theory (ACT) in empowering developers to leverage cloud native technologies like never before. With a focus on education and practicality, this talk will inspire developers of all skill levels to embark on a transformative journey. From memory safety and compiler design to quantum computing and cybersecurity, this talk will unravel the mysteries and complexities of ACT in a language accessible to all developers. We'll focus on how ACT facilitates a holistic approach to software design and verifiable, telemetry based regulation, from hardware to high-level languages, empowering you to build robust, efficient, and secure systems. Be prepared to embark on an exhilarating voyage, as we explore real-world case studies, industry best practices, and the future of cloud native innovation.