"Good morning. It's 7 AM. The weather in Malibu is 72 degrees with scattered clouds. The surf conditions are fair with waist to shoulder highlines, high tide will be at 10:52 AM. Shall I confirm your surf session with Mr. Musk for this afternoon?"

If you're like most people, you've probably dreamed of having your own personal AI assistant like J.A.R.V.I.S. from the Iron Man movies to take care of the mundane tasks in your life so that you can focus on more important things. Well, now there's a way to make that dream a reality using the latest artificial intelligence technology from Elon's OpenAI team.

In this workshop, you will learn how to build your own AI that works just like J.A.R.V.I.S. using the new GPT-3 Davinci model from OpenAI. We'll start with a brief overview of AI and machine learning concepts, then move on to a hands-on walkthrough where you'll rapidly build and train your own AI model. You'll have him communicating to your likeness within the first hour. By the end of this session, you'll have your own AI assistant that you can take home with you to help with your daily tasks (or take over the world, if that's what you're into).

Aside from world domination, J.A.R.V.I.S. can be used for a variety of things. He can report today's weather to you just the way you like it, give you a rundown of your day's schedule in your own words, handle your email replies with the most genius responses, manage your social media with the kind of pizzaz that makes people see you as a hero, write thought-provoking articles for your blog, script YouTube videos or podcast episodes, help out with the homework, take care of your reports, write that 10-page research paper, hunt down higher-paying job opportunities for you, sell your consulting services in irresistible ways, solve tough challenges in ways you never thought possible, make witty observations about your current reality, tell better jokes than Alexa or help you craft some original jokes you can claim full IP on, and he can even make small talk in the most delightful and enlightening way.

Your life will never be the same.