Biostatistician by training, time-series crystal-ball operator at Google and protein-knot entangler at Masaryk University. Petr now teaches cheap LLMs to distrust their own vulnerability reports at AISLE. This experiment has somehow put his name on 37 CVEs across OpenSSL, libpng, PostgreSQL, OpenEMR, and OpenClaw. The bugs apparently did not check his résumé. Co-author of HoF-Bench and an ICML 2026 workshop paper on stochastic scanner failures.