Modern Kubernetes platforms need more than just YAML—they need conventions. Servala.com is an open-source service platform that wraps best-of-breed cloud-native tools (Helm, Docker, Crossplane, Kubernetes Operators) into a unified ecosystem for provisioning, monitoring, and maintaining services across any environment, even airgapped ones. It's not just theory: Servala has been in production since 2021, managing thousands of service instances. This talk will walk you through its architecture, how to create blueprints for resilient services, and how to expose them through a developer-friendly UI and a powerful service broker-style API.