You're a DBA or a developer and your time is valuable. Perhaps your database is on fire right now, or maybe you'd just rather spend time with your kids than having to sit through another day of training, when all you want is the fundamentals.

Well, bring your stopwatch. We're speedrunning everything you _absolutely_ need to know about SQL Server partitioning, and leaving the finer points for another time.

You'll learn when to use partitioning, what it's good for, and how to set it up.

This is a fundamentals session, but make sure you've had some coffee.